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amnveer 24.09.10 - 06:07pm
Naukar.sahab ye apka kutta aadmi jaisa hai dikhta hai! Kya khilaate ho? ..sahab: kamine ye kutta nai mera beta hai engineering kar raha hai exam chal rahe hain *
amnveer 24.09.10 - 06:09pm
Tuetion sir: .abey gadhe home work kxo nahi karta hai tu..... new age student:..tameez se baat kar saale custmer se aise baat karte hain kya *
amnveer 24.09.10 - 06:13pm
Once einstien was reading in class..a scorpion bit his hand but he read with concetraition. when the teacher asked him..he said that scorpion had bite him on his hand not on his mind.so he didnt lose his concetraition.. dear find this is wat v call.... over acting!! Plz dnt try this at collage:) *
amnveer 4.10.10 - 11:26am
Fantastic reply for people who lectures u...dnt tel me how to live my life.cos when death comes its me who has to die 
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amnveer 4.10.10 - 11:36am
3 rules of coleg .. 1. B quiet in clas coz others sleep...
2. Dont 4 get 2 cary ur bag coz it act as a pilow. ...3. Keep campus clean so b absent 
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amnveer 16.10.10 - 09:48am
Boy-Chalogi Girl-Kaha.? Boy-Jaha Tum Kaho ... Girl-Police Station Chalte Hai, Boy-Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta... *
amnveer 16.10.10 - 05:56pm
Wakeel Mama..bhanje tumara pura naam kya hai..bhanja-naam mein kya rakha hai.....mama. Beta theek hai main wasiyat mein guddi ka naam likhwa deta hu *
amnveer 17.10.10 - 10:15am
apne dant bachaane k 3 tarike..
1.subha sham brush karo.
2.choclate mat khao.
3. Mujhse panga mat lena warna ek bhi nai bachega
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amnveer 18.10.10 - 08:27am
special yoga for highly stressed studets..
sit on ur chair.
bend ur head back.
close ur eyes slowly.
copletlely relax and say.
[hehe] bhad main jaye degree *
0.vip.0 25.10.10 - 04:31pm
..hahaha *
amnveer 25.10.10 - 06:02pm
once in a lyf
someone breaks ur heart and if u stil feel 2 hold that person with every broken piece...
that amazing pain is called
. .over acting[funny] *
amnveer 25.10.10 - 06:06pm
You dont v study d whole year and study only during xms??
..coz lehro ka sukun sabhi ko pasand hai lekin.tufaano mein kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
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amnveer 25.10.10 - 06:09pm
Ranchordas-.ek over mein kitni ball feki jati hai?
virus-.6 ball
.ranchordas-.galat jawab..ek over mein ek he ball 6 bar feki jati ho..beta kabil bano ratne se kuch nahi hoga *
amnveer 25.10.10 - 06:11pm
Band clinic k aage lambi line thi.santa bar bar line main ghusta log usey pakad k piche phek dete..
santa:- lagre raho saalo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga *
hamza21 12.04.11 - 12:32pm
Love Story..!
Last friday me us k drwaze pr gaya wo seeriyon pr ai.
Me usy dekh rha thaUs ne b mjhe dekha,
mene himmat ki Or ishaarey se aahista se kaha,
CHANDA
Wo muskurai,
me khush hogaya.
Wo gate pr aai Phir us ne 10 rupay mere hath pe rakh dye.
Mene herat se pucha,
Ye kya?
Wo boli,
Chandaaaa......
hahaha *
hamza21 12.04.11 - 12:37pm
Mila wo ik din
Bujha Bujha sa
Udasiyon main Racha basa sa
Jo main ne pochaUdas q ho?
Tm itny gum sum batao q ho?
Jhuka k palken Chupa k chehra,
galay lipt kr sisak sisak kr,
Gham o alam ki ruton main jal kr
LGA wo kehnay:..
Yar20 rupe ka load krwaya tha,
kise aur k number par chala gya : *
hamza21 12.04.11 - 12:41pm
Pathan:Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do.
BV:Aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi,
pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jaye gI... *
hamza21 12.04.11 - 12:52pm
HEIGHT OF LITERACY
Maalkin:
Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani:
Baji,
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k''
Going to gaaon for 3 days''
apke husband ne to comment b kia tha k''
Hv a safe trip,
come soon Poli..
Miss you'' *
hamza21 13.04.11 - 05:02pm
1 Bus main Baba jee ka Paon Lrki k Paon Pr Parr gya'
Baba jee: Sorry'
Lrki:Shut-Up.
Phir 1 HandSum Larkay ka Paon Lrki k Paon Pr Parr gya'Lrka:
Sorry' Lrki (with Smile): it's O.k' No-Problem.
Baba jee Jal kr Bolay:Na' Kaaki...'
Mery SORRY Day 'Spelling' Ghalat Si..? *
hamza21 13.04.11 - 05:04pm
Judge:Tumhra Jurm Sabat hota hai,Kal Subah Tumko Phaansi pay Latkaya jay gaa
PATHAN:!!!!!Woh tou theak hai Lekin Uttaara Kab jaye gaa Hum ne Shaam ko Raksha b chalaana hota hai...:-) *
k1ng 17.04.11 - 11:33am
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amanveer 26.01.12 - 10:15am
Hahahaha *
amanveer 26.01.12 - 10:20am
Exmier in bio hall.. Examiner- .. Tell me the name of this bird seeing only its leg. Punjabi student:-... I dont know. Examiner-.. U r failed, whats ur name. Punjabi student-.. See my legs and tell me the name :) *
amanveer 2.05.12 - 05:41pm
Ek admi apni Bewi ke har kaam me Nuqs
nikalta hai-
Agar wo Anda Boil karti hai to kahta-
Fry karna tha.
Fry karti to kahta- Boil karna tha.
Biwi bechari pareshan. Ek din Biwi ne dono
bana ke de diye-
Dono Andon ko gaor se dekhne ke baad bola-
Tum me aqal kab aayegi?
Jisko Boil karna tha use Fry kar diya....
Aur Jisko Fry karna tha use Boil kar diya..
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